Fight Your Way Through the Town
You Don’t Mess with the Zohan is a side-scrolling action game based on the comedy film of the same name. You control Zohan, a powerful former soldier who dreams of becoming a professional hairdresser. Instead of entering a peaceful salon, he travels through several areas filled with people who try to stop him. His unusual goal is to defeat each attacker and give them a new hairstyle.
Move, Kick, and Use Hairdressing Skills
Use the arrow keys to move Zohan around each level. Press the S key to perform a strong kick. The W key activates his hairdressing tool. These simple controls let you walk through the area, avoid attacks, and deal with enemies who patrol the platforms.
Enemies hurt Zohan when they touch him. Keep some space between the character and each opponent. A well-timed kick can stun an attacker before they get close. Once an enemy becomes helpless, Zohan can finish the encounter by giving them a haircut.
Handle Platforms and Groups of Enemies
The stages use a platform-style layout. Zohan needs to move across different levels of the environment while watching for attackers from both directions. Running into a crowd without a plan can drain his health quickly.
Approach one enemy at a time when possible. Use kicks to stop anyone moving toward Zohan. Check the space ahead before jumping or changing platforms. An opponent waiting near the landing point may attack before you can respond.
Complete Every Makeover
You Don’t Mess with the Zohan mixes cartoon fighting with the character’s love of hairstyling. The aim is not only to reach the end of each area. Zohan must deal with the enemies blocking his route and complete his unusual makeover mission.
The controls remain easy to learn, but later encounters need quicker reactions. Careful movement, good kick timing, and sensible use of the hairdressing tool help Zohan clear each stage.